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jesus christ buddha, would it kill you to show a little respect?

jesus christ buddha, would it kill you to show a little respect?

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Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I’m surprised he’s so popular among conservatives.

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He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.

The vast majority of conservatives believe in the whitewashed fanon version of Jesus. 

he actually also pushed for women’s rights, saying that husbands should see and treat them as equals, and some of his strongest followers were women

can I also add that many people in the church I grew up in (the Mormon church) strongly believe that he had a wife and children? That’s right, Jesus wasn’t a celibate “prude”, either. He’d probably had sex. For some reason this idea is UNTHINKABLE for so many hardcore bible-thumpers like sex is such a Bad Thing. Dude, that’s how you make families. THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE OTHER HUMANS. Why is it so far-fetched that Jesus would have a wife (or multiple, given the times) and children? After all, it’s no secret that the Bible, written by people, has been edited and corrupted over the centuries by people warping it to their own ideals. There’s probably a lot we don’t know because it was censored or erased by people who thought it was immoral.

^ there’s actually a bit of old text they found from the fourth century that suggests that Jesus was married.

all these brilliant christians who stunt their imaginations, because they think that if you question the modern popular conception of jesus, your faith is being shaken…

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morkwalls: kamazu: neckreductionholiday: civil-anarchy: LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING its the anime for the best manga ever jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and they hang out and there’s a lot of like non-political religion jokes  jesus is also a huge fan of drama series and runs a blog centered around them it’s p. great oH MY GOD THERe4S AN ANIME OF THIS MANGA???? Im just wondering how awesome it would be to have “voice of Jesus” and “voice of Buddha” in your resume as a seiyuu. 

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LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING

its the anime for the best manga ever

jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and they hang out and there’s a lot of like non-political religion jokes 

jesus is also a huge fan of drama series and runs a blog centered around them it’s p. great

oH MY GOD THERe4S AN ANIME OF THIS MANGA????

Im just wondering how awesome it would be to have “voice of Jesus” and “voice of Buddha” in your resume as a seiyuu. 

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This was apparently found at a Walmart

boy i must have designed this in my sleep!

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This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

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(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

Damn.

I’m going to fucking memorize this shit.

I will forever perform this monlogoue when people start sprouting religious shit

PRAISE THA LAWDD.

BAM

I’m sorry. This is too perfect.

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